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The Devil Wants Your Details

Hey naked people,

Ahem.

So imagine I am in the mood to chat naked . . . and I am surfing through the profiles for someone to connect with. Now, think with me for just a moment: Who am I going to select to kiss or contact? The guy whose descriptions says, “la la sjhfie yeah pussy fodru” and has no photo? Or will I contact the one who has a decent photo (giving me a preview of the image to come — gimme a break, I am visually oriented or I wouldn’t be here) and writes a hot scenario, guaranteeing I will have fun and he is worth contacting?

So maybe this is common sense . . . but in case it isn’t, your hottie bi babe Admin Chick will spell it out:

1# Post a nice photo! Unfortunately due to the new US 2257 laws iChatNaked can’t post explicit shots, so go put your underwear back on and have a friend take some quality shots. Upload them to your portfolio and I will get them approved as soon as possible. Show your abs or your piercing eyes and great smile . . . show me a pic of your last mountain climbing expedition. Grab some cheesy props that tell a story and brightens my imagination. Be memorable. Just about anything is better than nothing when it comes to meeting someone fun. Just keep that raging hard-on in your pants until you’re privately chatting . . .

2# Write something memorable in your profile! Gibberish doesn’t inspire me to lose my clothes. Tell me what you want to do for me on camera. Tell me who you want to meet. Tell me what you eat for breakfast or what your kinks are. Do you smell good? Are you sweet? Rough? Dominant? Sissy? Painfully shy? (Shy can be very hot!) Are you a leg man? What is the fantasy that you haven’t been able to fulfill yet? Make it all up, I don’t care . . . just give me something for my imagination to work on.

So that’s all I’ve got to say tonight. Until next time, imagine hot sticky kisses down your belly. (See how that works?)

And if anyone has any good erotic stories they’ve written, send them to me (your hottie bi babe Admin Chick) via email to admin@ichatnaked.com. Good stories and fantasies might get posted right here on the site, if they rate on the Orgasm-Meter. Let me know if you’d like your story published, and what name to give the credit to (either real name or alias).

Good night, you lovely perverts!

-hottie bi babe Admin Chick (languishing in the soft blue glow of her iBook)

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